Hello and welcome to my site!
It's great to have my own webpage and it's really neat to know that other people read this! I read other people's blogs and review pages in my spare time, not just websites and blogs about sex toys, but all sorts of stuff from pets, to music, to real estate....
I love surfing on the internet and educating myself, so now I return the favor by teaching all my readers about sex toys! I've got plenty hidden under my bed, my adult toys are all reviewed here so you know what it's like to give yourself some erotic and kinky solo sexual satisfaction.
Sex toys like vibrators and clitoral simulators all have specific functions and specific ways of giving you pleasure, but not every person will be happy with every sex toy. Obviously, we are all different and no two people are the same and many people prefer different things during sex and foreplay.
Take a peek through my sex toy review page and you can see what I think about the sex toys that I have. Welcome and enjoy!
By the way, please feel free to check out the Playboy store because any sales generated through there give me a little commission and help to pay hosting fees for my website and allow me to buy a nice dinner each month - thanks in advance!
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We were not really compatible at long term pursuits, but for the short term we were a fantastic match. We remained friends for years until I moved away.
Take the plunge and meet someone online because it's not all losers, geeks and nerds. I'm a very pretty girl and I actually met a very pretty boy online. Also, the bar is no place to meet a potential mate, unless you want a hot one-night stand!
The world is a pretty big place and if it were not for online dating, we would never have the opportunity to meet these interesting people who live right in our own backyard!
Giving adult toys is sooo last year, give your lover something different then the usual "taboo" adult gift. Try one of these:
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The vibrator is big and sturdy! Sure is not for the faint of heart! Yet another adult novelty toy that is larger in life then you would expect, but that seems to be the way that sex toys are! It's not soft at all, the jelly is very firm but that is needed to actually get the g-spot and do it right.
Really slippery smooth, not a dent or bump on this bad boy! It was really slippery when lubricated, almost like a glass sex toy. The jelly was sturdy. It tends to be cold so warm it up with your body heat or warming lube first if you don't like the shock of coldness on your lady parts.
Compared to other double dildos, it was great because of the varying sized heads. I like the tiny prober head at the tip, it feels like a little ball. The larger head has two nice ribs that probe as inserted and removed. Nicely designed but not as big as I thought it would be.
The black bendy dildo was a new concept in sex toys. It has a vertebrae inside that moves and bends the way you want it. that is mostly true, when you start to bend it around, you'll notice that it has an axis it moves within, you can't bend it anyway, you can see how the joints in spine on the inside move in their sockets. Soft of like little elbows moving in their sockets. That's fine because you can flip it around to get the shape you need and it really makes no difference if you use it upside down or not because you won't be able to feel the veined surface. It's more for show.
10 Function Love Vibe
Submitted by Admin on Tue, 01/08/2008 - 18:25.
The cutest vibrator you'll ever see. The shaft is surrounded by many hearts that poke out for a darling, feminine look. If I were to receive this as a gift, I would be so happy! A hint to the men, this vibrator is the perfect present.
It is smooth and bendable, the shaft can bend becuase the vibrating piece which is located about 2/3 way up the shaft is connected to the base by a wire you can see running inside the transparent shaft. I like the fact that this vibrator can bend becuase it makes it alot more comfortable then a solid vibrator. It is easier to handle and more ergonomic to use. It is made out of jelly but it appears to be silicone-like because it does not have a strong jelly smell like some vibrators have.
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Black Orchid Masturbator
Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 11/08/2007 - 17:09.
A sexy, smooth to the touch male masturbator that will please you every time you use it. Made from Senso-Plus jelly material, this Black Orchid masturbator is durable and very stretchy. It only measures 5 inches long, but can stretch to cover your whole penis shaft. This makes it easy to pump fast and as rough as you want, since it won't break, and will only feel very comfortable! Jelly sex toys usually are very sensual and easy to play with.
Floral G-Spot Vibrator
Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 09/21/2007 - 16:35.
A gorgeous G-Spot vibrator, this Floral G-Spot Vibrator was a great investment, and is perfect for beginners. The unique thing about this vibrator is the fluttering jelly flower petals that lay beautifully at the base of the shaft. When the vibrations are turned on, they tickle your clitoris and stimulate your whole vagina area. They are flexible and I found them to be very arousing. I like the way they not only tickled my clitoris, but they also wowed my vagina lips and even almost to my anus.
Master and slave couple!
Submitted by Admin on Thu, 09/20/2007 - 20:42.
Peek into the lives of this master and slave couple! If you have a fetish for BDSM and a yearning for domination and submission then this erotic couple will fulfill your darkest fantasies! Check it out, it's quite interesting!

Pussy In A Can
Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 09/20/2007 - 18:10.
Every man wants a pussy in a can! Perfect for a quickie, easy to use, and stash it away again. This is one of the cutest designs for sex toys, and one of the most unique! A soft, plush, cyberskin pussy that sits nicely in a plastic can. You can have your way with it in the can, or remove it, which ever you prefer. This versatile and discreet masturbator tops the list for sex toys for men that are unique.
Tickling Dolphin Clitoral Stimulator
Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 09/20/2007 - 18:03.
I find the Tickling Dolphin Clitoral Stimulator a nice little treat when I come home every day. Such a pleasing surprise to come home and relieve the stress of everyday life with a sweet little treat like this clit toy! It is made out of hygienically superior silicone, which will resist bacteria and is easier to clean than some other materials. Silicone sex toys are good because when it is lubricated, it slips and slides way easier and feels a lot softer. Just remember to never mix silicone material sex toys and silicone based personal lubricants as the silicone sex toys will melt. This leaves you with a puddle of ruined sex toys!
Vibrating Clitoral Sucker Pump
Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 09/20/2007 - 17:58.
This vibrating clitoral sucker pump is hands free for easy use and erotic pleasures. A vibrating bullet wrapped in a firm jelly, with a little suction cup and a easy to use hand pump bulb. A simple design with huge potential for pleasure! Easy to use, simply lubricate your clitoris a little bit so removing the suction pump is pain free and easy. So place the little jelly cup over your clit and turn on the vibration bullet to your favorite speed, as this is one of the sex toys that vibrates multi-speed. The vibrations will travel throughout the jelly and tickle your clitoral area. Then start squeezing the hand bulb and feel the immediate sensations of the sucking action.
Rockin' Man Realistic Vibrator
Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 09/20/2007 - 17:54.
This Rockin' Man Realistic Vibrator is a huge black dick! Anyone who wants to experience what it's like to have a huge penis inside you, well this is the perfect chance to try it without having the actual man there! This way you can have your hot, large, erotic man fantasies and keep it all private and to yourself! Made from ultra soft, super plump Jel-Lee material, this vibrator is all you could want and more from larger sex toys. The big man is very realistic looking, with its perfectly bulging, tapered penis head and sexy veins running up and down the shaft. Also, the weight is close to reality. This vibrator is a hefty, large piece of man meat that will fill you up perfectly!
Pearl Panther Vibrator
Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 09/20/2007 - 17:50.
The Pearl Panther Vibrator is a nice change from everything rabbit! I'm sure there are more rabbit sex toys than any other animal, so it's nice to have a sexy cat paw at me for once! This vibrator is made from extremely flexible, comfortable and super pliable and soft jelly, which can bend while you bend while the vibrator is inside you. Flexible sex toys I find to be more comfortable, as I like to sometimes sit up a bit, or crawl around, not always lying down. This vibrator can definitely accommodate that. Kneel over, or put one leg up, which ever position you decide to try, this vibrator with allow you all the erotic comfort you could ever want.
The main feature is the pocket of pleasureful beads that rests in the center of the entire toy, but more at the base of the shaft in relation to how far you can insert it. When you turn the vibrator on, it is more of a tingling than a strong vibrating, and it only vibrates in the clitoral stimulator. The the playful panthers paws and cute little face tickle and stimulate your clitoris softly, with either a low or high setting. The separate controls for the circular motion also have a low or high setting, so all together there are 4 buttons with many possibilities!
Diving Dolphin Vibrating Cock Ring
Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 09/20/2007 - 17:41.
This is one of the most insanely powerful cock ring on the market. If you are looking for sex toys that will vibrate you until you can’t take it any more as the passion is so intense, well the Diving Dolphin Vibrating cock ring is certainly the one for you.
Made from a supper supportive jelly, this vibrating cock ring will fit snugly around the shaft of the penis, and keep you strong all night long. Well, maybe not all night, as it is not recommended to wear any cock ring sex toys for longer than 20 to 30 minutes during each session. But for as long as you, or your partner, wears it, your sex will be raging, diving and super erotic!
G-Curve Glass Dildo
Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 09/20/2007 - 17:35.
The G-Curve glass dildo is a very sexy, ultra sleek glass sex toy with absolutely no seams, and no friction. Made from E-glass, a high grade glass, this dildo will slip and slide perfectly in and out, as fast as you can! That's the beauty of glass sex toys, you do not need lubrication. Natural body lubrication will slather up this dildo, and keep it wet!
Most glass sex toys are hand blown, there fore you are getting a quality, inspected and personally made product each time. This is important, as instead of mass producing something, and risking there be a default, the blowers inspect each inch, ensuring your safety and pleasure.
Odessey Triple Stimulator
Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 09/20/2007 - 17:14.
The Odyssey Triple Stimulator vibrator is something unique, and very stimulating. Made from a stiff, firm jelly, you can squeeze the shaft and please your vagina with it's lovely resistance. While you are squeezing, and the vibrations are raging, the pleasureful bumps one the shaft with tingle you and arouse you even more.
This is a great buy for women who like very powerful, very strong vibrations. While not being the most silent out of all sex toys, it definitely makes up for it with its amazing power. A hint would be to squeeze the hand held base while the vibrations are on, this seems to silence the noise by about half. The plump head of the almost penis shaped shaft has 4 dimples in it, which will arouse you inside as it lease slight room for the vibrations to mix and surge into you strongly. The dimpled head also has pleasing bumps spotted in it for arousal.
